A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a hot lady behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him...
Although the lady looked familiar, he kuldn't place where he might know or mit her..
So he says;
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies;
"I think your the father of
one of my children."
"HOLY SHIT!" He screams;
"Are you that stripper from maisha club that I f***ed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your friends whipped me with wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
"NO," she replies;
"I'm your son's English Teacher.."
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