Sunday, February 12, 2012

"I want u to marry a girl of my choice..."

Son: "I want u to marry a girl of my choice..."
Dad: "U are still young, noooo...!!!"

Son: "Bt dad, da girl is Bill gates’ daughter..."
Dad: "Realy?! Oh okay den leave dat 2 me...!!!"

*Dad goes to Bill Gates....*
Dad: "I want ur daughter 2 marry my son..."
Gates: "Hell no, who z he 2 have my daughter.??!!"

Dad: "My son is da assistant CEO of WORD BANK..."
Gates: "Ooohh... Plz, fix da date..."

*Dad goes to CEO of WORD BANK....*
Dad: "Appoint my son as your assistant..."
WB CEO: "Waat??! Out from no wea??! Nooo..!!!"

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