LETTER TO JOHN IN DSM -
THE ENDING IS JUST MAGIC.Dear Sir/MadamI acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 13 Jan 2012 in which for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors, quite as honorable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately.I hope that yours will come out shortly.Sincerely Yours,SiphoPS: I regret to inform you that, given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws.
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