Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Mary goes up to the priest after his Sunday morning

Mary goes up to the priest after his Sunday morning
Mass, and she's in tears... 

The priest asks, 
"So what's bothering you, dear?"

She says,
"Oh, Father, I've got terrible
news. My husband passed away last night..."

The priest says,
"Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?!"

She says,
"He did, Father..."

The priest says,
"What did he ask,
Mary?"

She says,
"He said, 'Please, Mary, put
down that damn gun...'"

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