Night In A Bar:

Night In A Bar:
Bartender: Who Are You? I never
Saw You Before...
Man: Yeah! I Just Lost My Job &
Came Here For A Drink :(
Bartender: What Kind Of Job?
Man: Well.. I Am A Consultant
Bartender: Whats That?
Man: Its a Logical Thinker
Bartender: Logical Think What???
Man: Let me Explain it With an
Example
Bartender: Okay!
Man: Do You Have A Dog?
Bartender: Yes!
Man: That Means You Love
Animals
Bartender: True!
Man: That Mean You Love Your
Kids Too
Bartender: Yes True!
Man: You Have Kids That Means
You Are Married
Bartender: Very True!!
Man: You Love Your Kids .. You are
still Married Means You Have
ABeautiful Wife
Bartender: Amazing man How u
Know all This?
Man: Thats Logical Thinking .. Now
U Are Married To A Lady So You
Are Not Gay!!
Bartender: Impressive
Man: Time To leave... Bye Tc
About 20 Mins Later Bartender
Boss Came...
Bartender: Boss You Know I met A
Consultant Today
Boss: Whats That??
Bartender: A Logical Thinker
Boss: Logical What??
Bartender: I Explain It With An
Example
Boss: Okay!
Bartender: Do You Have A DOG?
Boss: No!!
Bartender: That Means You Are
Gay!!
Boss: Damn.... YOU ARE
FIRED!!:D