This is the Best & most Civil Way to have A fight between Husband and Wife, Instead Of Resorting to Physical force:

This is the Best & most Civil Way to have A fight between Husband and Wife, Instead Of Resorting to Physical force:

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in Air, it was Blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart
And I got Heart Attack :/ :P

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created Pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi..
He saw me in the dark, he created Light.
He saw me without Problems, he created YOU :D

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far :P

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?? :|

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be kept in a Zoo..!!
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you ;) ;)