A black man

A black man walks into a restaurant in America. Sits down at a table waiting for service....

A white man comes up to him and says,
"There are no colored people allowed to sit here..." 

The black man stands up and says,
"When I was born I was black. When I am sick I am black. When I am embarrassed I am black. When I am sad i am black. When I am dead I will be black..."

Da guy continued...
"But look at you dude, when you were born, you were pink. When you are sad you are blue. When you are embarrassed you are red. When you are sick you are green. When you die you are purple... You still have the nerve to say that I am coloured?!?"