Airplane

An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the

First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and

it's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along. After thirty

minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese." The First

Officer replies: "Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?" "Your people bombed

Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." "Nooooo, noooo, Chinese

not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese." "Chinese, Japanese,

Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, you're all alike." Another thirty

minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: "No like

Jew." "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." "The

Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg,

Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same."