Nelson Mandela is at home watching boxing, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese boy with signing sheet, and behind him is a lorry full of exhaust pipes to be derived...
"You sign, you sign," Yells the Chinese.
Nelson looks at the truck and tells the Chinese boy that he has got the wrong house...
Next day Nelson is watching a film when there is a knock at his door. It's the same Chinese boy and behind him is truck full of brake parts...
"You Sign, You Sign," Screams the Chinese boy and pushes the clipboard under Nelson's nose...
"Look you twit..." Snarls Nelson...
"You've got the wrong house. I don't want brake parts, you've got the wrong house again."
Next day Nelson is sitting in the chair reading a magazine, when there is a knock on the door. It's the Chinese boy again, behind him are two trucks filled with car engine parts....
The Chinese boy screams at Nelson, "You sign, you sign..."
Well that's it Nelson loses his wig and picks the Chinese boy up by his shirt and yells, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong man! Who do you want to give these to?"
The Chinese boy looks at his clipboard signing sheet and says,
"Are you not Nissan Maindealer?"
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