Sunday, January 29, 2012

LOVE LETTER IN MATHS

My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house
in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with our cute
circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing
you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation
of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it
differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic
equation with real roots, which only you can solve
by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.I
promise that I should not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as
essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality. My love, if you do not meet me at
parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the
sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart
would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of
maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Truly Yours
Cico John

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