DONT MESS WITH A CHILD

DONT MESS WITH A CHILD PART ONE
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
she's dead."


DONT MESS WITH A CHILD PART TWO
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for
lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a
>>note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.


DONT MESS WITH A CHILD PART THREE
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."