Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Wa2 bwana wanamaswali ya kijinga me ntakuwa nawajibu hivi...



Q: When people see you lying down with your

eyes closed they still ask "are you sleeping?"
A: No! I am training to die.

Q: Its raining outside and some1 notices you
going out "Are you going out in this rain?"
A: No! In the next one...

Q: Your friend calls your home phone "Where
are you?"
A: At the bus stop

Q: They see you wet coming from the
bathroom "Did you just have a bath?"
A: No, I fell into the toilet bowl!!

Q: You are standing in front of the elevator on
the ground floor "Are you going up?"
A: No, i am waiting for my apartment to come
down and get me!

Q: You are on the que to buy cinema's ticket, a
friend sees you and asks "What are you doing
here?"
A: I'm here to pay my university fees!!!
under a car repairing. Qn
watengeza gari ...Ans hapana
naangalia kama niya kiume ama ya
kike

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