Sunday, January 29, 2012

A Husband and Wife

A Husband and Wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the kids will not decode... 

One day they had a fight and wife stopped talking to the husband and they were talking to each other thru kids. 

The husband to his son - "Tell your mom that Daddy wants to make a phone call".

Mother replies: "Tell your dad that the Network is down today".

Dad replies: "Tell your mom that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone”.

Mother to her son - "Tell your dad, if he dare go to a Public Phone, she will open a Call Center at home...!!!" =))

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