MILLIONERE

Poor Jonny went to visit his uncle who z a millionaire n dic was da comversation before even he said his ploblem after beeng welcomed...
Uncle: "Hey Jonny, what would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
Jonny: "Tea please.."

Uncle: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Jonny: "Ceylon tea.."

Uncle: "How would you like it!? Black or white?"
Jonny: "White sir.."

Uncle "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Jonny: "With milk plz.."

Uncle: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Jonny: "With cow milk uncle.."

Uncle: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Jonny: " Um, I'll take it black... Africaner..."

Jonny: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Jonny: "With sugar sir.."

Uncle: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Jonny: "Cane sugar plz"

Uncle: "White, brown or yellow sugar cane?"
Jonny: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead...!!!!"

Uncle: "Mineral water or still water? "
Jonny: "Mineral water plz.."

Uncle: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Jonny: "Shit! I'll rather die of thirst... Bye!!!"