The recommendation letter...

THE RECOMMENDATION
One day, an employee requests for a recommendation letter from his boss and his boss writes in lines as follows

1 Ema Kunya, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Ema works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Ema never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Ema is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite if high accomplishment and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Ema can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type that can not be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Ema be
12 promoted to executive management and a proposal will bne
13 executed as possible.

Immediately after the Boss giving the recommendation, he writes

ADDENDUM
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Now that he is gone, KINDLY RE- READ ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES